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After checking out all the various components of the starship, it's time to go to the bridge. There's a shuttle pod at the end of the hangar bay that will take you there directly. Inside the bridge we meet up with Sasha. [Movie sequence begins]. Dr.Nefarious breaks-in and explains his quest to rid the galaxy of useless life-forms. He knows about the conquests of Ratchet & Agent Clank but feels they are no match for his Thyrranoids.
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Sasha gets an emergency transmission from her father the President, requesting Ratchet help the Galactic Rangers take back Capital City on Marcadia from the Thyrannoids. Co-ordinates are downloaded to Clank. Go back to you starship. We'll be back here soon enough.
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Some of the conversations by Q-force members on the bridge of the starship.
QWARK: Al little buddy.... I need the location of the nearest Galaxy Burger. Pronto!
QWARK: Oooooo Helga.... Get me a crayon! It's time to play connect the dots.
QWARK: Mr robot dude.... Send a fruit basket to 226 Moon Lane and mark it... Idiot. Sign the card your devoted slave, Qwarky Qwarky.
QWARK: Mr robot dude.... Reverse the polarity on the... thingey and redivert power to... something... and get me some coffee... on the double!
QWARK: Al little buddy.... Call my mother and tell her that I finally got a real job.
QWARK: Ah... I know the answer to that question... ahhh.. no... wait... I lost it!
QWARK: Pard me Helga... Ahem.... Tell me the truth... Do I look fat in this?
QWARK: Mr robot dude... Somebody drew a rather unflattering picture of me on the bathroom wall. Look into it.
QWARK: Hey Al! We got a bug on the windshield. Get out there and scrape it off!
QWARK: Fat Guy! Get the positronic matrix system up and running.
TROOPER: Captain... Can I watch Annihiliation Nation on this thing?
TROOPER: Officer Helga... Do you have any idea what I'm supposed to be doing?
TROOPER: Captain... Can you get me Agent Clank's autograph?
TROOPER: Excuse me Captain Qwark... Can I go to the bathroom?
SASHA: Trooper! Engage the impulse drive.
SASHA: Heads up Al... Plot a course for Sector Alpha 5.
SASHA: Science Officer... Meteor shower inbound. Re-direct power to the forward deflector screens.
SASHA: Trooper. I want that report on my desk by 08:00.
SASHA: Training Officer Helga, Get me a system's check on 3.
ROBOSHACK AL: Captain Sasha... You seen that monkey 'round here... He took off with my goggles.
ROBOSHACK AL: Excuse me Captain Qwark... Are we there yet?
ROBOSHACK AL: I must object in the strongest possible terms.
HELGA: Miss Sasha.... Are you ready to try my new fitness course?
HELGA: Ahha! I'll turn you into a pretzel if you tell me to do that again!
HELGA: Ho Ho Ho! How about we wrestle first. You win and I'll do it!
HELGA: Are there no over-sized keyboards? These punny buttons are too small for my delicate fingers.
HELGA: I will squish you like an insect if you keep bothering me!
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